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|::: Smile Jokes :::| Smile Jokes of the Day For March 31, 2008


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|::: Smile Jokes :::| April Fool's Day

April FoolApril Fools DayApril Fools DayApril Fool Day

 

Practical Jokes & Tricks

April fool’s Day is the opportunity to trick your friends or loved ones and even strangers and play practical jokes on them. Here are some out of the world ideas for you.

 

Tips for Successful Pranks

 

It takes wit, humor, skills, understanding of human reactions and practice to be a master prankster and a practical joker. Here are some tips that will help you to fool and hoax people successfully on April Fool's Day and see their flushed faces as their reactions change from being shocked or stunned to being embarrassed and then to a roaring laughter or a funny smile.

Thanks

 

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How many string bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How do you make a double bass sound in tune?

Chop it up and make it into a xylophone.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

1...5...1... (1...4...5...5...1)

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A double bass player arrived a few minutes late for the first rehearsal of the local choral society's annual performance of Handel's Messiah.

 

He picked up his instrument and bow, and turned his attention to the conductor. The conductor asked, "Would you like a moment to tune?"

 

The bass player replied with some surprise, "Why? Isn't it the same as last year?"

 

 

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At a rehearsal, the conductor stops and shouts to the bass section: "You are out of tune. Check it, please!"

 

The first bassist pulls all his strings, says, "Our tuning is correct: all the strings are equally tight."

 

The first violist turns around and shouts, "You bloody idiot! It's not the tension. The pegs have to be parallel!"

 

 

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Two bass players were engaged for a run of Carmen. After a couple of weeks, they agreed each to take an afternoon off in turn to go and watch the matinee performance from the front of house.

 

Joe duly took his break; back in the pit that evening, Moe asked how it was.

 

"Great," says Joe. "You know that bit where the music goes `BOOM Boom Boom Boom'--well there are some guys up top singing a terrific song about a Toreador at the same time."

 

 

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|::: Smile Jokes :::| GOOD MORNING............

 

 

"Don't lower your Goals to the level of your abilities.

Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals”

Every moment, every situation, every issue and

Every concern has a positive side.

Find it and bring it to life....

 

 

Have a Lovely Week...!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks & Regards,

 

R.Venkatesan

 


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