Saturday, February 12, 2011

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Saturday, February 12, 2011 0

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At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.

 

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. . . The guys were excited and relieved. . . They studied that night for the exam.

 

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy. . . . then they turned the page. On the second page was written. . .

 

For 95 points: Which tire? _________

 

 

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| Smile Jokes : 268 | SmileJokes of the Day For February 11, 2011

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I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

 

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind.

So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

 

"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!

 

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky, the whole night long! You name it, we'll do it. Bring your implements, toys, everything you want".

 

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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| Smile Jokes : 267 | For The Kids...

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For The Kids...

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there's two of me.

One at a time, please.

 

Doctor,  doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you.

I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.

 

Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory.

When did it happen?

When did what happen?

 

Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet. What shall I do?

Well, for a start, don't point him at me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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