Wednesday, January 19, 2011

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For The Kids... Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime! What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day! What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted by Unknown at 11:57 PM

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For The Kids... Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge. What's come over you? Two cars and a bus! Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball. Get back in the queue. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted by Unknown at 11:55 PM

| Smile Jokes : 242 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 17, 2011

 

 

 

 

When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted by Unknown at 11:53 PM

| Smile Jokes : 241 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 16, 2011

 

 

 

 

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy’s name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, “I’m sorry, I don’t see your name written in the Book.” “How current is your copy?” he asks. “I get a download every ten minutes,” St. Peter replies, “why do you ask?” “I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was immanent that I cried out to God, so my name probably hasn’t arrived to your copy yet.” “I’m glad to hear that,” St. Peter says, “but while we’re waiting for the update to come through, can tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life?” The guys thinks for a moment and says, “Humm, well there was this one time when I was drivin’ down a road and I saw a giant group of biker gang members harassing this poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough, there they were, about 20 of ‘em torturing this poor woman. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy; 6-foot-6, 280 pounds, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ears. As I walked up to the leader, the bikers formed a circle around me and told me to get lost or I’d be next. “So I ripped the leader’s chain out of his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, “Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You’re all a bunch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you a lesson in PAIN!” St. Peter, duly impressed, says “Wow! When did this happen?” “About three minutes ago.”
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted by Unknown at 11:45 PM

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Posted by Unknown at 10:54 PM
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