Wednesday, February 9, 2011

| Smile Jokes : 265 | SmileJokes of the Day For February 10, 2011

Wednesday, February 9, 2011 0

 I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 50-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a Secret crush on way back then?

 

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Or could he?

 

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Glendale High School.

 

"Yes! Yes, I did! I'm a Mustang!"

 

"When did you graduate?"

 

"in 1957. Why do you ask?"

 

"You were in my class!"

 

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled, bald, fat, gray, decrepit son-of-a-you-know-what asked ... "what did you teach?"

 

 

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| Smile Jokes : 264 | SmileJokes of the Day For February 09, 2011

Husband to wife: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"

 

"I clean the toilet bowl."

 

"How does that help?"

 

"I use your toothbrush."

 

 

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| Smile Jokes : 263 | Daily Smile

| Smile Jokes : 263 | SmileJokes of the Day For February 08, 2011

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

 

 

She said, "Mummy, you are getting fat!"

 

 

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy."

 

"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your bum?"

 

 

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| Smile Jokes : 262 | For The Kids...

For The Kids...

What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?

A witch with a drum kit!

 

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?

A witch in soggy shoes!

What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?

Lucky!

 

What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?

Broom mates!

 

 

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