Monday, January 17, 2011

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Posted by Unknown at 11:11 PM

| Smile Jokes : 234 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 12, 2011

 

 

Murphy on Computers The Law Of D'oh: - The moment you delete a worthless file, you'll need it. The "de novo" Law #1: - Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one The "de novo" Law #2: - Installing a new operating system will always mess up ALL programs. The Laws of Victory #1: - In computers as in life, you can't win them all. The Laws of Victory #2: - But you sure can lose them all. The Law of Probability: - The probability of a hard disk crash is directly proportional to the sum of the value of all the date that hasn't been backed up. The Law of Crashes: - There are two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed ... yet. Fiddler's Law #1: - Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. Fiddler's Law #2: - If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted by Unknown at 11:06 PM

| Smile Jokes : 233 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 11, 2011

 

A woman called to make reservations "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered. "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal" was the reply. Group : http://groups.google.com/group/smilejoke?hl=en
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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