|::: Smile Jokes :::| SmileJokes of the Day For March 24, 2008

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

 

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks.

 

The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.

 

"When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though; I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."

 

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Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson.

 

"That depends," he said. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."

 

"Let's see the $2.00 model," said Morris the miser.

 

The salesperson put the device around Morris' neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.

 

"How does it work?” asked Morris.

 

"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesperson replied.

"But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."

 

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Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day.  ~Author Unknown

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|::: Smile Jokes :::| Good Morning!!!

 

It's another day the day is abuzz with activities the flowers are in fresh bloom Have a fruitful and invigorating day ahead!


       

 

Thanks & Regards,

 

Mohan D

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