The new patient was sharing his woes with an under- standing doctor:
"After the first, I'm usually tired and winded, Doc.
After the second, my chest aches and I start getting pains in my legs.
"Why don't you quit after the first?" inquired the doctor.
"How can I do that, Doc?" said the patient. "I live on the third floor."
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.
His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.
So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.
Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning.
"That's all fine" said the boss. "But where were you yesterday?"
A woman goes to France to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says, “A French girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks “So, honey, how the trip was?”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“What I asked for…. the French girl?
“Oh, that? Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl…”