Tuesday, January 18, 2011

| Smile Jokes : 239 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 15, 2011

Tuesday, January 18, 2011 0

 

A certain man had a very unusual problem -- he grew hair on the bottoms of his feet. He went to his doctor, who couldn't explain the phenomenon or suggest what to do for it. He tried a podiatrist -- a foot doctor -- but this specialist was equally baffled. "I've never seen such a thing," the podiatrist said. The man then went to a barber and after that a hairdresser, but both refused to address the problem. "I don't work on feet!" each one said in turn. And the poor suffering fellow, being neither thin nor limber, was unable to comfortably do any type of trimming of the bottoms of his feet himself. Finally one day in church, the pastor saw him looking disconsolate. "What is your problem?" he inquired. And the unfortunate fellow told him. "But as it's not a spiritual problem, I know you can't help me," he added. "That's not true," the pastor said. "Come by my office as often as you need to, and I'll remove the hair from your feet." "You, Reverend?!" the fellow asked, surprised. "Yes," the pastor said. "I'm a minister -- it's my job to shave soles."  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


--

Thanks

Liamvks@gmail 


Smile Jokes | Tamil Jokes | Face Book | Feedback | Support | Subscribe |Fresh Jobs |

 

Posted by Unknown at 11:45 PM

| Smile Jokes : 238 | Daily Smile Jokes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--

Thanks

Liamvks@gmail 


Smile Jokes | Tamil Jokes | Face Book | Feedback | Support | Subscribe |Fresh Jobs |

 

Posted by Unknown at 10:04 PM

| Smile Jokes : 237 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 14, 2011

 

 

Don't Touch Me An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me". "Why not", he asks. She answers back, "Because I'm dead". The husband says to her, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another". The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead." Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?" His wife answers, "I know I'm dead because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!"
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


--

Thanks

Liamvks@gmail 


Smile Jokes | Tamil Jokes | Face Book | Feedback | Support | Subscribe |Fresh Jobs |

 

Posted by Unknown at 9:34 PM

| Smile Jokes : 236 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 13, 2011

 

Two Lawyers Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. "Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other." "Okay, you first," replied the other. That was the end of the discussion.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


--

Thanks

Liamvks@gmail 


Smile Jokes | Tamil Jokes | Face Book | Feedback | Support | Subscribe |Fresh Jobs |

 

Posted by Unknown at 9:23 PM
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)
 
Free Jokes. Design by Pocket