Sardarji

 

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.

He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"

The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."

The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"

The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"

The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.

His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"

He said, "It's a Thermos flask."

The boss asks, "What does it do?"

He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"

The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

 

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Sardar ji

Sardar ji is filling up a job application

 

He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

 

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED

 

After much thought he writes: Yes

 

Feral cats

My wife, looking very proud of herself, had our
recently adopted feral cat sitting in her lap begging to be
petted. This was in dramatic contrast to how wild the cat
was when we originally received him.  She asked me what I
thought his feral friends would say if they could see him
now.

   I responded quickly, "They would probably all laugh
and tease him about being human whipped."

 

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Sardarji

Sardar ji is buying a TV

 

"Do you have color TVs?"

 

"Sure."

 

"Give me a green one, please."

 

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Sardarji's Air Travel

     A Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by aeroplane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.

     After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: 'I want to see the viewfrom the window and shall not leave'. The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain.

 

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Requirement specifications !!!!!!!!

A Man to God

Man:"Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls"

God replies:"Tataastu magane" {so it be, my son}
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Made him a bus conductor of MTC (Metropolitan Transport Corp.)  Ladies special bus!

Moral: Requirement specification should be CLEAR-CUT

JJJ 

 

 

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The First Day of School

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers .

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a
pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big,
heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking
a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and
tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed.;

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy...

"I give up," she said. "What is it?"

The boy replied, "It's a puppy

 

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Humor Vacation

 

 

" Laughter is an instant vacation"

--Merlin Berke

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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.

You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

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Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!

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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it

Within three days, you can keep it.

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it

Impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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