SmileJokes of the Day For Feb 27, 2008

Seven year old Timmy had been the center of his parents' lives up until the time his new baby sister came along. He found it very difficult to share their attention and was becoming more and more jealous.

 

 

 

When his little sister was a year old, his parents took him aside and told him that since she was getting bigger, their house was too small, so they would be moving to a bigger house.

 

 

 

"Why bother," Timmy grumbled, "She's crawling well now, so she'll probably just follow us."

Friends

TWO friends went to a bar.

 

They ordered beer and took

Their sandwiches out and started eating.

 

Then waiter saw them eating their sandwiches and told them,”

 

“You should not eat your own things here." then the two

Friends ex-changed their sand witches and started Eating.

 

Sardarji Jokes

 

Interviewer:

what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Which year?

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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Manager asked to sardar at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this

village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is

Jayanthi.

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver

Adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my

Wife? Sit back. I will drive.

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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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