SmileJokes of the Day For Feb 06, 2008

A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course."



There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance."



One final student rose up and opted out of the final. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself," he said. "You all get 'A's."

Doctor

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."

 

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

 

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only.

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

 

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...  Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

 

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

 

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

 

Man: I sleep vigilantly like dog thinking about my work load whole night.

 

I get up in the morning like a horse; I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you an Accountant?

 

Man: Yes

 

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.