SmileJokes of the Day For Feb 15, 2008

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a `movie night` with her.

We watched `Hackers`, `The Net`, `You've Got Mail` and `The Matrix`.

She's still mad at me. What did I do?

 

Sardarji Jokes

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta Singh! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared?

I was enjoying my ride down there?

Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"

SmileJokes of the Day For Feb 14, 2008

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of

A woman who was not happy to see them.

 

She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their

Message, and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however,

the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried

Again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the

Same result -- the door bounced back open.

 

 

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door,

She reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when

One of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again you need to move

Your cat."

Valentines Day Jokes

 

 

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Valentines Day Jokes
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!

Love Quotes

Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: "Be my valentine!"

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-mental!

Valentine's Day Jokes

Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valentine!

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"

Valentine's Day Quotes

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love!

Valentine's Day Sayings

Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valens wine’s Day!

Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentine!

Q: Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; "I love you with all my art!"