Fun

It was fresher’s day at a coeducation college.  The principal said "In our college we are very strict and follow discipline.  The boys and girls hostel are separate. If we find any boy entering the girl’s hostel, a fine of Rs. 100 will be levied first time.  If he is caught second time Rs. 200 will be charged.  Third time Rs. 500 will charged"

 

Immediately a boy sitting in the last row raised his hand and asked “What is the rate for the season pass!”

 

SmileJokes of the Day For March 03, 2008

 

A Good Excuse

One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a

Defensive-driving course to have points erased from her license...

The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was

Crucial and that the classroom doors would be locked when each session began.

A minute after one class started, a young lady knocked on the locked Door.

The officer opened it and asked, "Why are you late?"

"I was trying not to get another ticket," came the clever retort.

Missing Husband

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.

Please pray for him