Types of Girls

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

 

 

 

 

 

CD-ROM GIRLS

 

 

 

She is always faster and faster.

 

 

 

 

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EMAIL GIRLS

 

 

 

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

 

 

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HARD DISK GIRLS

 

 

 

She remembers everything, FOREVER

 

 

 

 

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INTERNET GIRLS

 

 

 

Difficult to access

 

 

 

 

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

 

 

 

She make horrible thing look beautiful

 

 

 

 

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS

 

 

 

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

 

 

 

 

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RAM GIRLS

 

 

 

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

 

 

 

 

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WINDOW GIRLS

 

 

 

Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

 

 

 

 

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VIRUS GIRLS

 

 

 

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...

 

 

 

 

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SERVER GIRLS

 

 

 

Always busy when you need her.

 

 

 

 

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Sardarji - Joke

 

"JOKE"

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag

and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side
of the city playground".

Signed below - " Sardarji".

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was
sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the
Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:

"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?

Take the money, and Please leave my son."

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