(Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile? )
How much dowry do you expect?
Your daughter being a Government servant, I do not expect any dowry!
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My dear son, you are a man now! You should act no more like a child!
I know that Dad, but it is said; to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, one has to become like a child!
How come your brother is much more qualified than you?
The reason is that I spent most of my youth hanging around the dames!!
I agree that science students are smarter than arts students with the exception of a few. But this does not mean that you are smarter than me!
That son of yours is very handsome!
You should tell that to his wife!
His wife says that I should tell that to you!!
I say you are a nut.
I say you are a monkey.
Then you must be a monkey-nut!
I wanted to become a Doctor, but I missed the opportunity in not getting admission by a few marks.
I must thank God for that; otherwise, I would not have had the chance of marrying you!
Who do the people of our town consider the richest man now?
To be very frank, unware that I am a pauper, they consider me as the richest!
I am worried because the bride has not yet reached the Church!!
Fear not, my man; if she does not reach the Church, your marriage will not take place!
You are like an Angel!
Please don't say it again because earlier I was like a devil!!
Being so fair and beautiful, why does she like dark complexioned boys?
Because she is already friendly with a fair and handsome one!
I understand you have given lunch to my sister in a five-star hotel!!!
Yes darling, but I did it because you refused to come with me!!
Would you believe me that my best friend Tom betrayed me?
Please don't tell me anything about him for he is my cousin!!
When you are only a Stenographer, why are you taking the reference books of Officers?
I also want to be an Officer!
Would you mind doing this small typing of mine?
Of course not! I can never say "no" to you for you bring me matrimonial proposals!
Thanks
By Samson Fernandes
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