Friday, February 29, 2008

SmileJokes of the Day For Feb 29, 2008

Friday, February 29, 2008 0

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a
semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the prof picked up his
chair, plopped it on his desk, and wrote on the board, "Using everything
we
have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, blue books were filled in furious fashion.
Some
students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the
existence
of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in
less
than a minute.


Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered
how
he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.
What
did he write, they asked.


"What chair?"

Boss

There was a boss who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee. So he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees, Jack or Mary. He then decided to speak to each one privately, and let their reactions help guide his decision.
So he called in Jack, explained the situation and, of course, Jack said he didn't want to lose his job, but he understood the boss's situation.

Then he called in Mary, and said, 'Mary, I've got a problem; By the end of the day, I've got to lay you or Jack off...'

And Mary says, 'Then you're gonna have to jack off, buster, I've got a headache!'



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