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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question...

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: -- silence --

OOPS!

One cute hotel .....joke !!

One priest went to a hotel and ordered a cake.

 

The waiter came with the cake.

 

The priest found a broken scratch in the cake.

 

The priest called the waiter and enquired weather the cake was kept in reach of rats.

 

The waiter guaranteed that the cake cannot be touched by any rat.

 

The priest ate the cake and after that he asked waiter how you can guarantee that rat can’t reach the cake.

 

“Waiter replied "how the rat can. “Our cat always sleeps on this cake"

 

 

 

 

 

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Fun

It was fresher’s day at a coeducation college.  The principal said "In our college we are very strict and follow discipline.  The boys and girls hostel are separate. If we find any boy entering the girl’s hostel, a fine of Rs. 100 will be levied first time.  If he is caught second time Rs. 200 will be charged.  Third time Rs. 500 will charged"

 

Immediately a boy sitting in the last row raised his hand and asked “What is the rate for the season pass!”

 

SmileJokes of the Day For March 03, 2008

 

A Good Excuse

One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a

Defensive-driving course to have points erased from her license...

The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was

Crucial and that the classroom doors would be locked when each session began.

A minute after one class started, a young lady knocked on the locked Door.

The officer opened it and asked, "Why are you late?"

"I was trying not to get another ticket," came the clever retort.