"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Great! I never could before!"
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"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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