|::: Smile Jokes :::| Memory school

Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the past 35 years. Max, the older, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from his wife.

 

At the end of the card game Ed said to Max, "You did very good tonight. You didn't need any help at all.

Why is that?"

 

Max replied, "Why ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I haven't had any problems at all."

 

"Memory school? What memory school?"

 

Max thought for a moment, "Oh, what's that flower that's red with thorns? A really pretty flower...?"

 

"A rose?"

 

"Yeah...that's it!" Max turned to his wife and mumbled, "Hey, Rose! What's the name of that memory school you sent me to?"

 

 

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|::: Smile Jokes :::| Smile Jokes of the Day For March 22, 2008

A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out.

The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in. So the husband goes back inside to chase it out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the taxi and said, “Sorry I took so long, the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

 

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|::: Smile Jokes :::| Joke

Once upon a time, there was a blind rabbit and blind snake, both living in the same neighborhood. One beautiful day, the blind rabbit was hopping happily down the path toward his home, when he bumped into someone. Apologizing profusely he explained, "I am blind, and didn't see you there."

 

"Perfectly all right," said the snake, "because I am blind, too, and did not see to step out of your way."

 

A conversation followed, gradually becoming more intimate, and finally the snake said, "This is the best conversation I have had with anyone for a long time. Would you mind if I felt you to see what you are like?"

 

"Why, no," said the rabbit. "Go right ahead."

 

So the snake wrapped himself around the rabbit and shuffled and snuggled his coils, and said, "MMMM! You're soft and warm and fuzzy and cuddly...and those ears! You must be a rabbit."

 

"Why, that's right!" said the rabbit. "May I feel you?"

 

"Go right ahead." said the snake, stretching himself out full length on the path.

 

The rabbit began to stroke the snake's body with his paws, then drew back in disgust. "Yuck!" he said. "You're cold...and slimy... you must be a conductor!"

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