SmileJokes of the Day For Feb 25, 2008

Help From Above

 

A little girl was eating a doughnut on her way to church...

Since she could not eat inside, she left it outside and she Prayed, "God, will you please watch my doughnut and not go anywhere

else? Thank you!"

Then she went inside the church.

During the priest's sermon, he broke out in a Beatlesque voice to

Sing to the congregation, "God is here, God is there, God is

Everywhere!"

Just then, the little girl stood up and exclaimed, "YOU ARE WRONG!

God is outside watching my doughnut!"

 

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

 

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Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KM.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Sardarji Jokes

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. Lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
"What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"
"That's a good match. I'll use it again."

SmileJokes-A-Day

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Vincent (sadly): You don't know my father.

Ability at stake

ACCUSED: Sir, my lawyer is not well. Pleas postpone the hearing unstill another day.

JUDGE: What can your lawyer say in defense? You have been caught red=handed picking the commuter's pocket.

ACCUSED: Exactly, Sir, I, too, am curious to know what he says.