SmileJokes of the Day For Jan 28, 2008

A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.



Mom said, 'Sure, sweetie. I'll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?'



'Uh, oh yeah, OK,' responded the kid.



So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.



When she gets back, Dad asked, 'Well how much did you give the boy this time?



Mom said, 'Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000'



'That's $1020!!!' yelled Dad, 'Are you crazy???'



'Don't worry hon,' Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, 'I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19!'

Time

Some Americans were touring the arab marketplace
And one of them saw a man on the ground brushing
his camel. "Excuse me, sir," the American said.
"Do you know the time?” The Arab looked at the
American. The he reached over and held the camel's
balls, moving them slightly."Ten after two," he
said, at last.

"My word!" said the American. He caught up to his
tour group and insisted some of the others return
with him, "You've never seen anything like this!"
he promised.

The group went back with him. Again he asked for
the time. Again the Arab camel driver reached for
the camel's balls. He seemed to be weighing them
as he moved them to and fro. Finally, he announced:
"Twenty-one minutes past two."

The others were amazed. They went on their way, but
the original discoverer of the miracle time-teller
remained. He leaned over. "Listen," he confided to
the Arab. "I'd give you anything to know how you do
that. I'll give you twenty American dollars if you
show me how you tell the time."

The Arab camel driver thought for a moment, and then
nodded. Pocketing the twenty-dollar bill, he beckoned
for the American to kneel down where he was. Then he
took the camel's balls and gently moved them to the
side, out of the way. "Do you see that clock over
there?" he asked.

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