Joke of the Day

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece.



When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said, "What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?"



Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots sir, and count them yourself!"

 

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Hmmm : Is that True....?

A young Indian Man Excitedly tells his Mother he has fallen in Love

and that He is going to get Married. He says, "Mom, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one  I'm going to Marry."..

 

 

The Mother Agrees……

 

The Next Day, he brings three Beautiful  Women into the House and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, He says, "Okay Ma, Guess which one Iam going to Marry ?

 

She Immediately says, "The one on the Right."

 

Son Replied, "That's Amazing…Maa..You are Right ?

How did you Know ?

 

The Indian Mother Replies,……..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't Like Her …?????

 

 

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Sardar Goes Again ... :)

 

Two Sardar walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and
start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 Days!!" About five minutes later,
another Sardar walks in,Orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.

Finally, another Sardar walks in with what looks like a
picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and
starts cheering with the others, "51 days!51 days!!

 

The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to
discover that the picture is a Puzzle. He walks over to one of
the Sardar and asks, "What on earth are you doing??" "Well," the Sardar says,
"everyone thinks Sardar are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of
this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!

 

 

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