We've Reached a Milestone - 800 Group Members

It's hard to believe but our Smile Jokes family has reached another milestone.

We now have 800 group members! We've increased 400 members in this past one month, a significant increase.

We'd like to say "Welcome!" to all the new members - we're so glad to have you join our growing family.

Thanks all my group Members.

 

Best Regards,

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Kids Jokes

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!

 

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"

 

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

 

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.

 

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.

 

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.

 

Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll

 

Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!

 

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.

 

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

 

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

 

Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.

 

Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because it saw the salad dressing!

 

Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!

 

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!

 

Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!

 

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.

 

Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.

 

Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!

 

Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.

 

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SmileJokes of the Day For March 14, 2008

While cutting wood in his workshop, George slips and manages to slice all his fingers off with the power saw.

 

 He screams and runs out of the workshop, sprinting in considerable pain to the nearest hospital.

After a half-hour in the waiting room, a nurse finally emerges. "I'm sorry, sir," she says, "but without your fingers,

 We can't do anything except stop the bleeding. If you go back and get them, we can sew them back on."

Nodding dejectedly, George wanders out of the ER and comes back an hour later.

"Did you find your fingers?" asks the nurse.

"Yes," replies George.

"Where are they?" asks the nurse.

"I couldn't pick them up off the floor," answers George.

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Manager

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

 

The manager greeted him with a warm hand- shake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,

 

"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

 

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

 

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.

 

"Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."