|::: Smile Jokes :::| SmileJokes of the Day For March 27, 2008

A businessman is visiting Detroit for an important business meeting when his car breaks down.

He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood.

About two minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds, and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk!

He runs around and yells, "Hey, bud, this is my car!"

"OK," says the man, "You take the front, I'll take the back!"

 

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|::: Smile Jokes :::| Kids Jokes

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.

"How did you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom."

 

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 Another three year old put his shoes on by himself.

His mother noticed the left was on the right foot.

She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."

He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, KNOW they're my feet."

 

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 On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

 

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 A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.

The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained.

"I'm looking for the seal."

 

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|::: Smile Jokes :::| Secretary

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl.

She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."

"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."

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