A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris.
They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, the rancher said," I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK."
(Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile? )
A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris.
They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, the rancher said," I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK."