Wig Deal

Three aged angels in retirement found that their cash was starting to
run out. The trio desperately needed money, not only to acquire basic
necessities, but to buy bright jewelry for themselves to add to their
luminescence.

So they went to a financial adviser. She looked them over and noted
that, although the three angels had become wrinkled, they still
sported gorgeous heads of golden locks and tresses.

Realizing that such spectacular hair would be in great demand from
wig makers, the adviser advised the trio to "hock the hair, old
angels. Bring glory and some new-earned bling."

(From "The Ants Are My Friends" by Richard Lederer & Stan Kegel ©2007
Marion Street Press)

Wig Deal: Hark! The herald angels sing. Glory to our new-born
king" ("Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" by Felix Mendelssohn and
Charles Wesley)

 

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