Sardarji

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned

to tell the salesman

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,

new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

 

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10- Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

 

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11- How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

 

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12- Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile,

checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"

 

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13- What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

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14- What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

 

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15- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

 

 

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