Reading our marriage certificate
Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was just looking for the expiration date." *** • Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. *** • Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. *** • It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. *** • A man who surrenders when he's wrong is Honest. A man, who surrenders when not sure, is Wise. A man, who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. *** • There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than Electronic banking. It's called marriage *** • Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: GentlemanAfter 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman *** Thanks
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