Joke Time

 

A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, guard, or reserve is someone who, at some point in his life, wrote a check made
Payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life”. That is Honor, and there are too many people in this country who no longer understand it! ! ! !

 

No, the United States of America is by no means a perfect country, but it's my country and I shall defend her 'til the day I die!

 

"No better friend, no worse enemy than a U.S. Marine"

 

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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my older brother. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

 

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

 

Thanks

SughaPirya