(Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile? )
501.
I want to present you this musical cassette of 'love story'!
Is it? I thought it was your favorite!
Yes my girl, it was, but I am no more in love with any girl now, and so, I now present it to you!
*****
502.
I hope I didn't trouble you to give me this lift on your scooter!!
Trouble? Not at all!! In fact, it was a pleasure for I was the centre of admiration with a pretty girl like you on the pillion!
503.
You are just a Stenographer!
But my wife is an Executive!
504.
I may be the most inefficient amongst the newly recruited staff, but so long as I am the senior-most amongst them, I care a damn!
505.
What change do you think you have made after giving up smoking?
I have started chewing paan - Doctor said it is a side effect!!
506.
I gave a lift to your daughter on my scooter!
Is it that she has been waiting for you?
No aunty, in fact, I have been waiting for her!!
507.
I am very much upset today, sir!!
I wish you could tell me what your problem is!
Sir, when you informed me that you would issue me a letter of promotion, I distributed sweets and soft drinks to my colleagues, but till today, I have not received the said letter!!
508.
My fiancée says that your jokes are flat.
She must be another 'nut' like my fiancée who has no sense of humour!
509.
Earlier I wanted to die, but now that I have succeeded in getting a girlfriend, I want to live a hundred years!
510.
What is the problem with you darling? In fact, my mother says you are such a wonderful person!
That's the problem darling!! Her daughter, whom I propose to marry, that is you, does not say these sweet words to me!!
511.
Besides all your assurances, what is the special assurance you will give me, if I take your insurance policy?
We will take care of your family after your death by paying the entire sum to your family!
512.
See. I am determined to get married to that boy, but he is such a poor beggar having no bank balance!! I only want to know if he has at least an insurance policy!
Please go ahead - he is insured with us and we will take care of you if anything adverse happens to him!
513.
What is that that makes you proud of your husband?
The insurance policy he holds!
514.
Congratulations on being a bread-winner! And now what is your next step?
To be a wine-and-wife-winner!
515.
When I return to my home country, I shall not work in any firm, but start a business of my own, and multiply my money I earned in the Gulf!
What type of business are you intending to go in for?
That's the problem - I still do not know!!
Ends.....
Thanks
By Samson Fernandes
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