(Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile? )
Little-John asks his father:” Daddy, what’s the difference between a theory and practice?
Dad tells him to follow and downstairs they go to meet mom.
Dad asks mom: "If there would be Robert De Niro paying you 500 000$ to have sex with you, would you agree?”
Mom answers that of course she would.
Then dad takes his son with him to upstairs to talk with Little-Johns sister. Again he asks:” If there would be Brad Pitt paying you 500 000$ to have sex with you, would you agree?".
"Yes, of course", she replies.
Dad pauses a while then says slowly to Little-John:” You see my son, in theory we could have 1000 000$ but in practice we have no money and two whores in this family...."
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