Doctor

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."

 

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

 

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only.

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

 

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...  Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

 

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

 

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

 

Man: I sleep vigilantly like dog thinking about my work load whole night.

 

I get up in the morning like a horse; I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you an Accountant?

 

Man: Yes

 

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.