Come Fly with me

 

Two blind pilots board the plane wearing dark glasses. One is using

a guide dog

and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter

spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door

closes and

the engines start up.

 

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some

sign that

this is just a little practical joke. No one is forthcoming.

 

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people

sitting in

the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at

the edge of

the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough

into the

the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

 

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The

passengers relax and

laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines,

secure in

the knowledge that the plane is in good

hands.

 

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and

says, "Ya know,

Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all

gonna die."