It is a shame that he corrects your English!!
Oh, I hired him for that only !
I am sorry that I broke your rib also!!
Don't worry young lady - you can give me your rib by marrying me!
Why is he walking in the office with his collar up?
It seems the new lady recruit called him 'sir'!
Why did you stop writing to his newspaper?
He warned me not to write anything on my 'corrupt' boss who is a friend of his!!
You have not been concentrating on your work - where is your mind wondering?
I am in 'love' with your wife, sir!!
Since when did he start wearing the 'wig'?
Ever since his girlfriend asked him!
No; she is dreaming of her latest boyfriend!
You are coming to office in 'form' these days!
I became a victim of a pick-pocket!!
How much money was there in your purse?
A rupee; but the purse was worth a hundred bucks!
Then it is time for you to retire, sir!
What made you choose the profession of a driver when you have many other talents?
Why are you accepting bribes to get jobs done when you are paid your salary every month?
If my Boss can accept bribes, whey shouldn't I?
That boss of yours is a nut and a fool of the higest order!
Don't say it again! If he hears it, he will refuse your maternity leave!!
Do you know that your Boss ransacked your table drawers during your absence?
Only your jokes written on him and his staff!
What have you learnt in the Government office?
That hard work and honesty do not pay, but corruption pays!
He is not afraid to die whereas I want to live a hundred years!
It is because he is a bachelor and is fed-up of life, dear!
You must work like a slave and eat like a king!
Whereas I work like a king and eat like a king too!
When I am your Boss, why are you not calling me, 'sir'!
Because your English is very poor and I have to correct you!
Whereas, for me, my wife is everything and money is something!
I don't have money to get married - what do you think I should do?
Marry a rich girl and be a henpecked husband, like me!
You see, I proposed to her and she said she wishes to marry my nephew!!
What does your husband say about us?
That we are two fat 'pumpkins' who 'mock' at others!
Did you say that you get pension, sir?
No dear, not pension, but tension!!
What did the beggar say after giving him the money?
That he doesn't want the money but wants a cigarette packet!!
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