Feral cats

My wife, looking very proud of herself, had our
recently adopted feral cat sitting in her lap begging to be
petted. This was in dramatic contrast to how wild the cat
was when we originally received him.  She asked me what I
thought his feral friends would say if they could see him
now.

   I responded quickly, "They would probably all laugh
and tease him about being human whipped."

 

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