| Smile Jokes : 221 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 02, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sardar's

One Day I went to my friend sardar's home.Sardar's wife came in home
at that time with taking a basket.Sardar said:Yaar, If you tell me
that, what is in the basket-All eggs will be yours.If you tell me that,
How many eggs are there in basket all 8 eggs will be yours.If you tell
me that which animal's eggs are there in basket the hen will be
yours.Now answer.-I told him:Yaar, give me some clue(hint).

SENDER:Pujan Vakharia




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Fun

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math
at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic
school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the
house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and
dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is
okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy
keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the
son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad.
Looking at it they see under math an A+.
Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind
about learning math?"

The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I
walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the
back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant
business."




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Job interview

Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says,

"What's the first thing you see when you look at me?" The guy says, "That's not too hard, you've got no ears." The interviewer says,

"That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here again." The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question.

The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got no ears." The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he'll never get a job with his company.

 As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, "Listen man, whatever you do, don't say he hasn't got any ears.

He's so touchy with the ear thing." "Okay," said man #3 on his way into the office.

 Once inside he is told, "Name the first thing you notice when you look at me.

“The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear contacts.

“The interviewer was flabbergasted,

"How on earth did you know that, son?"

 "What? Are you stupid? You can't wear glasses, you've got no ears!"

 

 

 

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