Blonde

A blonde from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip. She drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport. In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled filling her passport application. The passport official looks over her shoulder and sees the blonde trying to write 'twice a week’ into the small space labeled 'SEX'.

 

The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."

 

"Doesn't matter," the blonde answers.

SmileJokes of the Day For March 07, 2008

The new patient was sharing his woes with an under- standing doctor:

 

 "After the first, I'm usually tired and winded, Doc.

 

After the second, my chest aches and I start getting pains in my legs.

 

After the third, I feel like fainting and it takes half-an-hour for my heart and respiration to return to normal."

 

"Why don't you quit after the first?" inquired the doctor.

 

"How can I do that, Doc?" said the patient. "I live on the third floor."

Joke

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

 His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.

So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning.

He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss," he said, "The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss. "But where were you yesterday?"

 

The Present

A woman goes to France to attend a 2-week, company training session.

 

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

 

The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

 

The husband laughs and says, “A French girl!”

 

The woman kept quiet and left.

 

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks “So, honey, how the trip was?”

 

“Very good, thank you”.

 

“And, what happened to my present?”

 

“Which present?”

 

“What I asked for…. the French girl?

 

“Oh, that? Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl…”