(Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile? )
A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the Students to introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, "Let's start with the boys first." Boys start giving their intro... First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub." Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after All There is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes Next." Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see Bubble in the bathtub." Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the Spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next." Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub." Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be Sincere. Ok next." This continues... And the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is To see bubble in the bathtub." Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be Able to teach un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please." First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds." Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok Next." Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes." Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok Next. You sweet girl; Yes you..." Most beautiful girl of the class: "Madam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath Three times a day."
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" "Yeah, but we're getting farther from the truck," the other added.
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You are in a steel room with no windows, doors or openings. All you have is a matchbook...how do you get out? Answer: Strike One! Strike Two! Strike Three...Your Out!
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone!"
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent." *******************************
They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning." "But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager." "Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!"
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
