(Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile? )
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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
Bill was less than grateful when his urologist recomm- ended he give up sex completely, if he was to beat a rare- but-lethal chronic fatigue disease. "Give up sex completely, doc?" he shouted. "I'm a young buck. How can you expect me to just go cold turkey?"
"So get married and taper off gradually," the doctor prescribed.
A grasshopper goes into a neighborhood bar.
The bartender looks at Him and says,
"I am delighted to see you here. Do you know that we
Have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper pauses for a minute and replies,
"Why did you name a Drink 'Daniel'?"
