Fake Bucks

Little Johnny went into a hobby shop, took a toy plane, and gave the shopkeeper fake money.

 

The shopkeeper told him, "Hey you, this ain't real money."

 

Little Johnny did not reply as he began to walk out of the shop.

 

The shopkeeper said the same thing and the same thing happened.

 

The third time the shopkeeper called him; Little Johnny said "What?"

 

The shopkeeper said, "This aint real money!"

 

Little Johnny finally said, "And this aint a real plane!"

SmileJokes of the Day For Feb 02, 2008

85 YEAR OLD TREATMENT

 

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital." How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man.

 

"What's the food like?"

 

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

 

"And the nursing?"

 

"Just couldn't be better. The young nurses really take care of you."

 

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

 

"No problem at all -- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate & a Viagra tablet. And that's it. I go out like a light."

 

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse in charge.

 

"What are you peopling doing?" he says, "I am told you are giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

 

"Oh, yes," replied the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate & a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep...and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

SmileJokes of the Day For Feb 01, 2008

Wife:       "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."

Husband: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."

Wife:         "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."

Husband:   "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

Wife:         "In the pool."

Intelligent ?

A Proof of which Gender is Intelligent an English professor wrote the words:

 

“A woman without her man is nothing"

 

On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..

 

All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

 

All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

 

Punctuation is powerful!!